heyfunniest: “NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.” “Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.” “HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.” “I’m not your brother.” “HOLD MY HAND.” “Fine.

qweenamidala: Good morning. :3

SZmetimes i try to look nice, bu then I remember why bother? I’m going to be alone becaue of the heinous growth on my existence that is my body/ face. I will be forever alone so just leave me to my rum and coke, okay? Da.


Stooped gooby

My dad just gave me his old gold card.

He laughed and told me it’s expired.

The credit card number is stll completely visible, and I know when the new card expires.

YOLO

On a brighter note, I have just realised my giant crush on Jake Gyllenhaal in Donnie Darko.

Awkward, paraniod schitzophrenics ftw.

suhmthinginnothing: NEED THIS

retinainthesky:

basically if you don’t talk to me first i’ll never talk to you

Ü